Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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