So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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