so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
3 2 1 whiskey
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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