The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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