yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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