You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
