Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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