I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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