you guys were way drunker than both of me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Randomize
