Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
