Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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