I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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