I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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