i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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