I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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