they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
