this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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