I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I want to make a zoo with you.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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