Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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