I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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