I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
too bad you live with your parents still
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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