real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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