Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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