His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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