it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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