we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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