He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I checked into jail on foursquare
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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