I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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