that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
