his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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