Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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