Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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