he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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