Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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