just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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