I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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