I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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