she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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