Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
