I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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