anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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