what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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