I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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