The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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