i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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