Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You pole danced in your parka.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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