yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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