i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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