did you get engaged???
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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