My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
