I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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